小龙女悲惨一生自述：真的看醉了！
[p=30, 2, left]近日，陈妍希在于正版《神雕侠侣》中饰演的小龙女广遭神调侃，什么小龙包、哪吒头...各种吐槽纷至沓来。更有网友恶搞了“小龙女悲惨一声自述”，小编表示看完真的醉了。[/p][p=30, 2, left]小龙女：唉！是时候说一下我这悲惨的一生了。[/p][p=30, 2, left]1、8岁的我，还是个天真可爱的孩纸。[/p][p=30, 2, center][url=http://news.mydrivers.com/picture/350740/350740_1.html][img]http://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20141210/s_735f0c2d7ca9437180c241b4d13971f5.jpg[/img][/url][/p][p=30, 2, left]2、长大了，我是这样的。[/p][p=30, 2, center][url=http://news.mydrivers.com/picture/350740/350740_2.html][img]http://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20141210/s_b85901d3f0f54f3eb2366749568b9694.jpg[/img][/url][/p][p=30, 2, left]3、16岁的我，那时候自己看自己都能一天看上25个小时。[/p][p=30, 2, center][url=http://news.mydrivers.com/picture/350740/350740_3.html][img]http://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20141210/s_4449e5be9cbe48b99bb4858380d49aa6.jpg[/img][/url][/p][p=30, 2, left]4、22岁的我是介样的。[/p][p=30, 2, center][url=http://news.mydrivers.com/picture/350740/350740_4.html][img]http://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20141210/s_94aae7add0c0408696cd9609ac26ba0a.jpg[/img][/url][/p][p=30, 2, left]5、那时候我还有一个帅帅哒男票。[/p][p=30, 2, center][url=http://news.mydrivers.com/picture/350740/350740_5.html][img]http://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20141210/s_ea3a3ba1431241ea8c1c28c74ad42852.jpg[/img][/url][/p][p=30, 2, left]6、但是你们知道有个坏人，他强暴了我，不怪他，怪我太好看。[/p][p=30, 2, center][url=http://news.mydrivers.com/picture/350740/350740_6.html][img]http://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20141210/s_a1c5b9a2e43e48b7b05a0a05d4afc7be.jpg[/img][/url][/p][p=30, 2, left]7、于是我化悲愤为食欲，成了介样。[/p][p=30, 2, center][url=http://news.mydrivers.com/picture/350740/350740_7.html][img]http://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20141210/s_0d24498b483644dcaf4409173f6f15ea.jpg[/img][/url][/p][p=30, 2, left]8、后来看看自己太胖，不开心。我需要减肥了。[/p][p=30, 2, center][url=http://news.mydrivers.com/picture/350740/350740_8.html][img]http://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20141210/s_8ef0da7ee00e47f7881ad94568473b65.jpg[/img][/url][/p][p=30, 2, left]9、努力了一年，成功的没减下来。不过我习惯了介样的自己。[/p][p=30, 2, center][url=http://news.mydrivers.com/picture/350740/350740_9.html][img]http://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20141210/s_68cf669a1e394c1b8a0a5d447b9022fa.jpg[/img][/url][/p][p=30, 2, left]10、再后来，我就成了介样，感觉自己美美哒。[/p][p=30, 2, center][url=http://news.mydrivers.com/picture/350740/350740_10.html][img]http://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20141210/s_be91f60c52654df4a8bd28b425fb3b72.jpg[/img][/url][/p][p=30, 2, left]11、胖怎么了？胖胖的我也是一个美少女。[/p][p=30, 2, center][url=http://news.mydrivers.com/picture/350740/350740_11.html][img]http://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20141210/s_65a2efb5666646a697694a4a59617edb.jpg[/img][/url][/p][p=30, 2, left]12、谁说不爱我了？我这辈子还没过完。你怎么知道以后的我是怎样的？[/p][p=30, 2, center][url=http://news.mydrivers.com/picture/350740/350740_12.html][img]http://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20141210/s_7366ea0a302242cb9bcd6fcd061a9817.jpg[/img][/url][/p][p=30, 2, left]13、未来的我。[/p][p=30, 2, center][url=http://news.mydrivers.com/picture/350740/350740_13.html][img]http://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20141210/s_c5648a9ba2ce4e4ba2d647611fddb461.jpg[/img][/url][/p][p=30, 2, left]14、哦，对了，差点忘了，过儿该吃药了。[/p][p=30, 2, center][url=http://news.mydrivers.com/picture/350740/350740_14.html][img]http://img1.mydrivers.com/img/20141210/s_aebbe59bdfcb4a45be8fdf29d4ebc8c9.jpg[/img][/url][/p] SF “娱乐圈”始终评论里出高才。页:
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